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Over $191.39 receive a 20% Discount,
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A terrifying space-creature with tentacle limbs has just been discovered! This peary white, purple and blue tentacle limb makes for a perfect dong! The tapered tip is easy to insert, the wide shaft stretches your open, and the tentacle suckers add stimulating texture! Made out of premium, phthalate-free silicone, it has a firm core and soft, silky surface. Explore every sci-fi, fantasy, roleplay or cosplay scene you want with this epic adult toy! Use only with water-based lubricants for best results. After play is over, wash the dildo with warm water and soap and use a toy cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.
You're hiding in a bunker on the planet X-9. Half your platoon has been taken out. The mission was to explore and survey new territory on an inhabitable planet, but things turned for the worse once your team was attacked by giant, tentacled monsters! You can hear movement nearby and your heart races. Your gun is at the ready and you use a mirror to check what is around the corner. There it is, an octopod as big as a human, tentacles reaching in all directions, and eyes glowing near the center. It moves like it's underwater even though it's on land. It must be able to defy the gravitational pull while you're stuck heavy on the ground. It moves slow, its iridescent purple and pearly white skin catching the dim light and reflecting it. It makes an echoing click like a dolphin or a whale that sends shivers down your spine. You check your gun, looking away, and as soon as you turn around to shoot a tentacled limb shoots out and grabs the gun. Another limb grabs you. You scream into your comms microphone "Help! I'm under attack!" but no sooner have you called for help then the monster circles its arms around you, squeezing. It oozes a goo from its suckers that melts away your clothing and begins to sizzle on your skin. It doesn't burn, it just numbs and warms you. Suddenly it feels like you're wrapped up in a warm blanket. Heat pools between your thighs. Then it plunges its tentacle inside of you and your brain turns off. Your lips utter sounds that are coming from the monster, not you. "Hello team. Come join us! It feels so good. Surrender. Surrender. Surrender…"
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Our goal at MegaPoppers is to offer the best quality products at the cheapest prices on the web. We accomplish this by keeping our selection very limited to only the best of the best. This allows us to place extremely large orders with the manufacturers and pass those volume discounts onto you.
Products on this website contain isobutyl nitrite, CAS 542-56-3 / UN2351, and are lawfully manufactured, labeled, marketed, and sold for use as specialty commercial solvent cleaner in compliance with 15 U.S. Code § 2057a. Contains no amyl nitrate nor is offered for sale as 'poppers', 'sex inhalants', 'liquid incense, 'liquid aroma' or any other purpose that may be used for inhaling or otherwise introducing butyl nitrite into the human body for euphoric or physical effects. When you make a purchase from this store you acknowledge your agreement to not use these products in a manner that is inconsistent with their labeling.
Steven
Manager
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[1] Zelle is free service available from over 200 banks through their online banking systems. Here is the current list of US Banks that offer Zelle built into their online banking: List of Banks offering Zelle.
[2] Cash App is a peer-to-peer payment app, so you can use it to send, receive and request money. You can also send money from a debit card and spend your Cash App balance directly from that.
[3] e-Checks are where you enter your banks routing and account number from the bottom of your physical check at the time of checkout. (there is a 5-business day hold the first time a new account is used or if this bank account has not been used for payment in the past 365 days)
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