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Over $127.59 receive a 15% Discount,
Over $191.39 receive a 20% Discount,
and Over 255.19 receive a 25% Discount.
You've wandered into the forest and right into the territory of the Forest Centaurs! Enjoy this horse-like shaft with a long pink and brown rod that has thick veins, subtle wrinkles, big balls and a shimmering shine. The wide base provides powerful suction so you can go hands-free by placing it on any flat surface to keep it in place. You can also combine it with a compatible strapon harness for pegging play! Made out of premium, phthalate-free silicone, it has a firm core and soft, silky surface. Use only with water-based lubricants for best results. After play is over, wash the dildo with warm water and soap and use a toy cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.
You pull your bow back, aiming for the deer ahead. Your body is perfectly still, and you begin to exhale in preparation to release the arrow…Suddenly the deer gets startled and jumps away. You curse aloud and kick the earth. Then something makes your spine stiffen and the hair on the back of your neck stand straight up. You've given away your position… in unfamiliar territory… "Turn around." says a deep voice, the accent unfamiliar. You slowly turn around, your hands up in surrender, and you see the most gorgeous centaur you've ever laid eyes on. It isn't like the ones you've seen before; its fur shimmers in the low light, its body is lean and muscled, and it's pointing a long, sharp sword level with your neck. Your mouth suddenly goes dry as you realize the danger you're in. This forest centaur is a warrior and though he may be beautiful, he does not look like he can be outrun or outsmarted. His golden eyes narrow as he looks you up and down, assessing your body. You are sure you're done for until you begin to see his massive shaft begin to get longer, and harder, the pink head lowering towards the ground, shining in the dim light. Maybe you'll make it out alive, after all… all you have to do is take a little bit of a risk. You drop your weapons to the ground, showing surrender, and then you slowly reach a hand towards his flank. The centaur tenses and raises the sword but as you start stroking his chest you feel his heart racing and his breath getting deeper. You slowly begin to make your way towards his side. He never lowers the sword but he doesn't attack either. As you get there you make the boldest move by lowering to the ground, taking his shaft in both hands, and running your tongue along the length of his shaft. The centaur groans aloud and his hind leg kicks back in excitement. HIs shaft stiffens even more and you feel yourself getting more and more aroused the wetter his shaft gets. You strip your clothing off and make your own hole available. He thrusts into you and you bite your lip. The sensation of his head popping inside of you is so intense, and then he begins to thrust in long, jerking movements. Before long he's spilling loads of centaur fluids into you. You fall forward, the fluids spilling onto the forest earth. The centaur kneels on all four legs and comes down to the ground beside you. He grabs you in his strong arms, and then pulls your hips to his face and finishes you off, a greedy smile on his face, hungry for the taste of his juices mixed with yours…
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Products on this website contain isobutyl nitrite, CAS 542-56-3 / UN2351, and are lawfully manufactured, labeled, marketed, and sold for use as specialty commercial solvent cleaner in compliance with 15 U.S. Code § 2057a. Contains no amyl nitrate nor is offered for sale as 'poppers', 'sex inhalants', 'liquid incense, 'liquid aroma' or any other purpose that may be used for inhaling or otherwise introducing butyl nitrite into the human body for euphoric or physical effects. When you make a purchase from this store you acknowledge your agreement to not use these products in a manner that is inconsistent with their labeling.
Steven
Manager
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