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Galloping across the battlefields, this centaur has made his way into your fantasies and now seeks to penetrate your defenses! Made out of premium silicone, it is squishy yet firm with phthalate-free, body-safe material you can trust. The peach shaft is long with ridges and grooves that look like armor and will rub you in all the best ways. The shaft packs powerful magic with 3 speeds and 4 patterns of thrusting and vibration that make this centaur a wild ride indeed! Use the battery-operated remote to switch settings yourself or hand it to your partner! Indulge in any kinky cosplay, far-out fantasy, or horror and sci-fi scene you or your partner dream up! This dong has a suction-cup base for hands-free, solo rides too! Rated IPX7 waterproof, it can be taken in the shower or submerged underwater in a bathtub for up to 30 minutes! Use only water-based lubricants for best results. The dildo is rechargeable via the USB cable provided.
You peer out from behind the doors of your cottage hideaway. You hear the battle cries in the distance, they are far away and not of your concern. The one that makes your blood turn to fire and your skin begins to sweat is the centaur warrior that you have come to equally love and hate. There is no one on the horizon this early in the morning, and the battle cries have made nearly everyone flee. But then you see him, racing along the edge of your land as if he knows exactly where you are.
He is one of the enemies, and he is also the one your loins crave. He rushes to your door and you slam it shut, racing to leave through the back way. He kicks the door in, yelling your name with equal parts anger and lust. You escape through the back, try to run to the forest, but he's faster. He scoops you up and grabs you around the waist, and gallops deeper into the forest with you screaming over his shoulder. You know it is pointless. Your bodies will overcome you both and leave the politics of your people somewhere else as you give in to your insatiable desires.
He stops to a halt and pushes you onto a tree stump that is tall enough that you are eye-to-eye with him, almost. He's still larger, stronger, taller. He frightens you and excites you. You smell the desire on him, his eyes burn into yours, then he grabs you and kisses you. Everything feels like fire. He bites your neck and nuzzles your chest, then flips you on your back as he rears up. You know better than to fight it, though you struggle a little, but you give in, opening your legs, and then the largest rod you've ever taken in your life, and perhaps ever will, begins to split you in two.
You scream in agony! It always hurts at first, but it's been so long your body has forgotten how much. Then the wide tip pops inside and you are able to take more and more. For some beast so aggressive, he can be gentle too, and he slows down until you can take his girth… before he starts to thrust more of his length in you! You lose all sense of yourself and disappear into endless moans and screams of agony and pleasure, until nothing else matters, until you both are exhausted, panting, and covered in sweat.
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Products on this website contain isobutyl nitrite, CAS 542-56-3 / UN2351, and are lawfully manufactured, labeled, marketed, and sold for use as specialty commercial solvent cleaner in compliance with 15 U.S. Code § 2057a. Contains no amyl nitrate nor is offered for sale as 'poppers', 'sex inhalants', 'liquid incense, 'liquid aroma' or any other purpose that may be used for inhaling or otherwise introducing butyl nitrite into the human body for euphoric or physical effects. When you make a purchase from this store you acknowledge your agreement to not use these products in a manner that is inconsistent with their labeling.
Steven
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