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With beautiful, glittering blues, blacks, purples and teals, this Dino dong is about to outshine your other toys! With a massive, mushroom-tip head, you'll enjoy every time you pop it inside! The curved shaft has prominent veins on one side and a smooth ridge on the other. At the base are little dinosaur legs, a curved tail and a small pair of balls. It's as fun to look at as it is to ride! The wide base provides powerful suction so you can go hands-free by placing it on any flat surface to keep it in place. You can also combine it with a compatible strapon harness for pegging play! Made out of premium, phthalate-free silicone, it has a firm core and soft, silky surface. Explore every sci-fi, fantasy, roleplay or cosplay scene you want with this epic adult toy! Use only with water-based lubricants for best results. After play is over, wash the dildo with warm water and soap and use a toy cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.
The helicopter drops you and your team off at the base camp. It's your job to explore this unknown and unexplored island. It's lush and green with a tropical climate. The sweat beads on your brow. "I'm going for a solo walk, guys. I need to stretch my legs after that long ride!", you yell back at your team who are staying at camp. After such a long time cramped in small aircrafts, you are eager to explore and be alone. After about an hour of walking you find a small river and decide it's time for a rest. You take off your boots and clothes and decide to cool off and wash away the sweat and grime from your body. The water feels cold and icy, but it wakes you up and refreshes you. You run back to shore, leaving the water, and lay on your clothes and let yourself air dry in the sun. After not too long, something wakes you. You hear a shuffling sound and see that something is caught in your clothes, and crawling under it. "It must be some small animal." you say to yourself, but as soon as you lift up your clothing to see you cry out in shock! It is a… lizard of some sort… but with a very odd looking head and neck! It's almost as if it was meant to look like a human dong! "What in the world kind of creature are you??" A nudge to your side alarms you again and you sit straight up to find a few more of these strange tiny dino dongs hopping around and nudging you. It seems odd and cute until… you see there are many, many more! They start to swarm you and then find their way on top of you, their little claws digging into your skin, and then wriggling their way between your thighs until, to your shock, they are inside you! You open your mouth to scream but another one hops inside your mouth! Before you know it, they've released a numbing saliva from their head, one that causes you to engorge and tingle, and these tiny pests have suddenly become a very big problem!
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Our goal at MegaPoppers is to offer the best quality products at the cheapest prices on the web. We accomplish this by keeping our selection very limited to only the best of the best. This allows us to place extremely large orders with the manufacturers and pass those volume discounts onto you.
Products on this website contain isobutyl nitrite, CAS 542-56-3 / UN2351, and are lawfully manufactured, labeled, marketed, and sold for use as specialty commercial solvent cleaner in compliance with 15 U.S. Code § 2057a. Contains no amyl nitrate nor is offered for sale as 'poppers', 'sex inhalants', 'liquid incense, 'liquid aroma' or any other purpose that may be used for inhaling or otherwise introducing butyl nitrite into the human body for euphoric or physical effects. When you make a purchase from this store you acknowledge your agreement to not use these products in a manner that is inconsistent with their labeling.
Steven
Manager
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[1] Zelle is free service available from over 200 banks through their online banking systems. Here is the current list of US Banks that offer Zelle built into their online banking: List of Banks offering Zelle.
[2] Cash App is a peer-to-peer payment app, so you can use it to send, receive and request money. You can also send money from a debit card and spend your Cash App balance directly from that.
[3] e-Checks are where you enter your banks routing and account number from the bottom of your physical check at the time of checkout. (there is a 5-business day hold the first time a new account is used or if this bank account has not been used for payment in the past 365 days)
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