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Over $63.79 receive a 10% Discount,
Over $127.59 receive a 15% Discount,
Over $191.39 receive a 20% Discount,
and Over 255.19 receive a 25% Discount.
Indulge in this highly stimulating Galactic Alien dong! This colorful, glitter-filled sunburst of pink, orange, blue and purple glows green in the dark! Its unique texture has layers, grooves, bumps, ridges and both smooth and gravely surfaces that slide in effortlessly as they stretch you open! Its large head has a tapered tip that helps with insertion, and then you can enjoy the feeling of a large bump in the center where it gets thick again. Made out of premium, flexible, phthalate-free silicone, this dong is body-safe and best used with water-based lubricants only. Enjoy hands free rides due to the strong suction cup base! Invite a partner to indulge in kinky cosplay or fantasy roleplay and use their favorite harness to transform this dong into a strapon! Afterward, make sure to wash it with warm water and mild soap, then spray it with a toy cleaner and air-dry. Keep out of direct sunlight and heat.
The alarms on the space ship had been blaring for 10 minutes. Everything was in lock down and you, hidden in the dormitory, have been quietly trying to figure out what in the outer worlds was happening now. The flashing red lights cast strange shadows over the room. Every now and then you'd hear a scream followed by a guttural, animal screech. It had all happened so fast. You were headed to the brig to check in with the captain of the ship. You were all on a diplomatic mission to create an alliance with one of the neighboring galactic species. It was meant to be simple, fast and without failure. Instead, an enemy species had intercepted your peace summit, boarded your ship and commandeered it. They were tall aliens with bulging muscles, fishlike faces and opalescent eyes that could see in the dark. You and the other humans were completely out of your depth. Suddenly, you hear a crash against the door and one of them bursts in. Their eyes and skin are glowing in the dark light. The red light flashing makes their body pulse with bioluminescent light everytime it gets dark again. Their nostrils flare as they begin to seek your scent. They look around, sniffing, and then stop. They've found you! They take a leap that is the equivalent of 5 human steps and shove the shelving you were crouched behind out of the way. Their large, webbed hand grabs you and throws you on the bed. You scream for help but no one hears you! Their teeth and claws rip your clothing to shreds and leave little pink lines across your skin. Once they have your clothing off they breathe you in deep. Their eyes pulse orange as they take in your scent and their growl turns into a purr. Something wet and throbbing begins to glow bright between their legs and you suddenly realize why they are here; to breed the humans and make them alien hybrids. To make them submit to this species. To take over humans both in body and spirit. With their hand pressing you down, they thrust their shaft inside you!
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Our goal at MegaPoppers is to offer the best quality products at the cheapest prices on the web. We accomplish this by keeping our selection very limited to only the best of the best. This allows us to place extremely large orders with the manufacturers and pass those volume discounts onto you.
Products on this website contain isobutyl nitrite, CAS 542-56-3 / UN2351, and are lawfully manufactured, labeled, marketed, and sold for use as specialty commercial solvent cleaner in compliance with 15 U.S. Code § 2057a. Contains no amyl nitrate nor is offered for sale as 'poppers', 'sex inhalants', 'liquid incense, 'liquid aroma' or any other purpose that may be used for inhaling or otherwise introducing butyl nitrite into the human body for euphoric or physical effects. When you make a purchase from this store you acknowledge your agreement to not use these products in a manner that is inconsistent with their labeling.
Steven
Manager
The regulatory body that governs the use of Credit Cards in the US, does not approve of some of the products sold on this website, and has banned the use of any card with the Visa / MasterCard / Amex / or Discover logos (including debit cards) from purchasing these products. This policy has forced us to find other forms of payment processing. We now are accepting Zelle, CashApp, e-Checks, and also the old standard paper checks and money orders.
[1] Zelle is free service available from over 200 banks through their online banking systems. Here is the current list of US Banks that offer Zelle built into their online banking: List of Banks offering Zelle.
[2] Cash App is a peer-to-peer payment app, so you can use it to send, receive and request money. You can also send money from a debit card and spend your Cash App balance directly from that.
[3] e-Checks are where you enter your banks routing and account number from the bottom of your physical check at the time of checkout. (there is a 5-business day hold the first time a new account is used or if this bank account has not been used for payment in the past 365 days)
[4] or Checks or Money Orders mailed to us via US Mail.
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(All Paid Orders that miss these deadlines are shipped out the following business day.)