Want to bring some novelty into your life? This dinosaur dino dong stands erect all by itself and makes for an entertaining desk decoration as well as a fun, personal plaything! The green and blue, premium silicone toy is phthalate-free, body-safe, and built for a smooth ride! The long tail keeps it balanced along with the large dino legs. Between the legs hangs a pair of balls. To counterbalance the tail, the shaft is long and curved with a realistic-looking dong and head. Have fun with this dino! Place it on your desk or shelf, give it a name, hide it among other dinosaur toys, and let it blend into the herd! Or use it as a sexy toy, too! The shaft is firm and flexible so you can enjoy riding it as you grab onto the tail and legs! This dino creature is designed as an entertaining decoration that you can keep or give as a gag gift, and also as a personal pleasure toy, too! Use only with water-based lubricants. Wash with warm water and mild soap, then rinse off and spray it with a toy cleaner after each use. Let air dry.
You run down the jungle hill, nearly tripping on roots as you sprint to the nearest hiding place. You hear the bone-chilling roar of the T-rex in the distance. The earth shakes with each step it takes. You watch the ripples form in the puddles nearby as its feet stomp the ground. You get lucky this time. The sounds get farther away, and the ripples in the puddles disappear. You sigh in relief. The danger is gone. A chirp comes from behind the giant fern you're crouched by. You peer through the leaves and look for the source. You hear it again, a cute little sound that's sharp and shrill. Then you hear more behind you, and spin around. A tiny dinosaur hops up towards you. You reach out to pet its head and in shock you realize it looks like a man's rod… "How strange! What could this be for? How do they eat?" Then another pops up, and another, until a small herd is hopping towards you with their long necks waving and searching for you! You realize this may not be as harmless as it seemed originally, and start to back up, but now there's hundreds jumping on top of you! They are finding their way between your clothing, seeking your skin, finding the hottest parts of you! Then they dive inside and you scream as several little dino-dongs scrape and wrestle to get inside!
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Our goal at MegaPoppers is to offer the best quality products at the cheapest prices on the web. We accomplish this by keeping our selection very limited to only the best of the best. This allows us to place extremely large orders with the manufacturers and pass those volume discounts onto you.
Products on this website contain isobutyl nitrite, CAS 542-56-3 / UN2351, and are lawfully manufactured, labeled, marketed, and sold for use as specialty commercial solvent cleaner in compliance with 15 U.S. Code § 2057a. Contains no amyl nitrate nor is offered for sale as 'poppers', 'sex inhalants', 'liquid incense, 'liquid aroma' or any other purpose that may be used for inhaling or otherwise introducing butyl nitrite into the human body for euphoric or physical effects. When you make a purchase from this store you acknowledge your agreement to not use these products in a manner that is inconsistent with their labeling.
Steven
Manager
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[1] Zelle is free service available from over 200 banks through their online banking systems. Here is the current list of US Banks that offer Zelle built into their online banking: List of Banks offering Zelle.
[2] Cash App is a peer-to-peer payment app, so you can use it to send, receive and request money. You can also send money from a debit card and spend your Cash App balance directly from that.
[3] e-Checks are where you enter your banks routing and account number from the bottom of your physical check at the time of checkout. (there is a 5-business day hold the first time a new account is used or if this bank account has not been used for payment in the past 365 days)
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