Subtotals [after coupons]
Over $63.79 receive a 10% Discount,
Over $127.59 receive a 15% Discount,
Over $191.39 receive a 20% Discount,
and Over 255.19 receive a 25% Discount.
This colorful, shapeshifting chimera dong is thick and textured for your pleasure! Ropey veins wrap and cross over each other as they run down the length of the shaft. The monstrous head is wrinkled and round. From the base of the head extends a small, beaked lizard with arms outstretched and holding on to the rainbow colored shaft. Made out of premium, flexible, phthalate-free silicone, this dong is body-safe and best used with water-based lubricants only. Enjoy hands free rides due to the strong suction cup base! Invite a partner to indulge in kinky cosplay or fantasy roleplay and use their favorite harness to transform this dong into a strapon! Afterward, make sure to wash it with warm water and mild soap, then spray it with a toy cleaner and air-dry. Keep out of direct sunlight and heat.
They always appear normal at first, camouflaging themselves in whatever skin the species they are around wears. They appeared to you as human, but there was something off about them; it was the eyes, they were unnaturally yellow-gold and caught the light like a nocturnal animal. By the time you noticed, it was already too late. They'd asked you for a long stroll in the brisk night air and you both strolled through a local garden just outside the party where you'd met. It was risque, of course, to be outside at night with a strange man. You felt a hunger that intoxicated you… or was it the wine? As the shadows fell over you both, you started to feel uneasy. Was it the dim light or did this fellow's shape change? You convinced yourself you'd had too much to drink and that there was no way you could possibly be seeing a… monster. But as you asked to return to the party, he pulled you into the dark and covered your mouth before you could scream! His shape changed before you! He was part lizard and lion, part animal and man, and multiple beasts erupted from his ever-changing and morphing skin! Beneath his cloak was a writhing, multi-colored shaft and as he pushed you against the nearest vine-covered cement wall your fear turned into ecstasy as his very shaft began to writhe and change inside of you, fitting every shape and curve in ways you'd never felt before!
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Our goal at MegaPoppers is to offer the best quality products at the cheapest prices on the web. We accomplish this by keeping our selection very limited to only the best of the best. This allows us to place extremely large orders with the manufacturers and pass those volume discounts onto you.
Products on this website contain isobutyl nitrite, CAS 542-56-3 / UN2351, and are lawfully manufactured, labeled, marketed, and sold for use as specialty commercial solvent cleaner in compliance with 15 U.S. Code § 2057a. Contains no amyl nitrate nor is offered for sale as 'poppers', 'sex inhalants', 'liquid incense, 'liquid aroma' or any other purpose that may be used for inhaling or otherwise introducing butyl nitrite into the human body for euphoric or physical effects. When you make a purchase from this store you acknowledge your agreement to not use these products in a manner that is inconsistent with their labeling.
Steven
Manager
The regulatory body that governs the use of Credit Cards in the US, does not approve of some of the products sold on this website, and has banned the use of any card with the Visa / MasterCard / Amex / or Discover logos (including debit cards) from purchasing these products. This policy has forced us to find other forms of payment processing. We now are accepting Zelle, CashApp, e-Checks, and also the old standard paper checks and money orders.
[1] Zelle is free service available from over 200 banks through their online banking systems. Here is the current list of US Banks that offer Zelle built into their online banking: List of Banks offering Zelle.
[2] Cash App is a peer-to-peer payment app, so you can use it to send, receive and request money. You can also send money from a debit card and spend your Cash App balance directly from that.
[3] e-Checks are where you enter your banks routing and account number from the bottom of your physical check at the time of checkout. (there is a 5-business day hold the first time a new account is used or if this bank account has not been used for payment in the past 365 days)
[4] or Checks or Money Orders mailed to us via US Mail.
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Same Day Shipping Deadlines
Monday - Friday All Paid Orders before 1pm Eastern Time
Saturday All Paid Orders before 10am Eastern Time
(All Paid Orders that miss these deadlines are shipped out the following business day.)