If you've ever found the spiked, bushy tail of a stegosaurus to be a turn on, or loved to hug a prickly, tall cactus, this spiky reptilian dildo is for you! It will treat you kinder than either the plant or creature mentioned, and add amazing new sensations while you explore its textured rod! It has a beautiful gold and teal color throughout the thick shaft. It tapers to a thinner, round tip for easier insertion. The base is round and covered in scales while the shaft itself has long, round-tipped spikes that point towards you as you impale yourself on this fantastically stimulating toy! Made out of premium, flexible, phthalate-free silicone, this dong is body-safe and best used with water-based lubricants only. Enjoy hands free rides due to the strong suction cup base! Invite a partner to indulge in kinky cosplay or fantasy roleplay and use their favorite harness to transform this dong into a strapon! Afterward, make sure to wash it with warm water and mild soap, then spray it with a toy cleaner and air-dry. Keep out of direct sunlight and heat.
You bask outside in the sun. It is a hot, summer day and there's no better place to be than on the banks of a river, your naked body resting on the hot, desert rocks under the midsummer sun, water droplets dripping from you as you dry off under the sun. Your hat shades your eyes and you let yourself melt under the heat as your muscles relax. You hiked out here, far from the trail, to get away from everyone. The only thing you hear is the trickle of water over stone and the occasional scratch of a lizard as it scurries across the rocks. You're feeling parched, so you lift the hat from your eyes and lift yourself up. It takes a moment to get used to the bright sun. as your eyes adjust you reach for your water bottle, blinded by the sun. As soon as your fingers touch it, you know it isn't your bottle. Youimmediately pull your hand away and recoil as the thing starts moving! You back off and look wildly around you, trying to figure out what you touched and where it is. Then you hear a loud, scratching sound. Claw marks…are left on the stone where you were just laying down. As you spin around to leave, you come face to face with a spiked reptilian creature! Its eyes are gold and blue flecks, slits for pupils, and two flared nostrils meet you face to face. You swallow and freeze. Its body is covered in thick spikes and, when you squint, you see how it could easily camouflage as a tall cactus if it stood still and straight. It climbs on top of you and you whimper. Its tongue tastes your body, the flicking motion tickling your skin. You are very aware of how naked you are and can feel every spike and scale against your belly. It turns around, a complete 180 turn, and suddenly you're faced with a protruding, pulsing rod! You nearly scream as it begins to lick between your thighs. Will it eat you alive? You try to writhe and wriggle free, but its weight is so heavy it keeps your arms and legs pinned. Then its rod begins to ooze a golden, sticky secretion… it drips onto your face and onto your mouth. It tastes like cactus juice, almost sweet but just a little bitter. Somehow, it quenches your thirst. What is happening to you? You feel yourself getting excited, feeling intoxicated on this golden liquid. It turns around again and you know what it wants. As it pushes into you, your fingers grab the rock and you bite your lip. You can feel every single spiky bump… and it feels like a waterfall of pleasure in this dry desert as it penetrates you again and again…
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Products on this website contain isobutyl nitrite, CAS 542-56-3 / UN2351, and are lawfully manufactured, labeled, marketed, and sold for use as specialty commercial solvent cleaner in compliance with 15 U.S. Code § 2057a. Contains no amyl nitrate nor is offered for sale as 'poppers', 'sex inhalants', 'liquid incense, 'liquid aroma' or any other purpose that may be used for inhaling or otherwise introducing butyl nitrite into the human body for euphoric or physical effects. When you make a purchase from this store you acknowledge your agreement to not use these products in a manner that is inconsistent with their labeling.
Steven
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