Subtotals [after coupons]
Over $63.79 receive a 10% Discount,
Over $127.59 receive a 15% Discount,
Over $191.39 receive a 20% Discount,
and Over 255.19 receive a 25% Discount.
When you're a hammer everything looks like a nail, but when you've got a Thunder Stroker Sucking masturbator hammer, you'll want to nail it again and again! The inside of this epic hammer is lined with a squishy, stretchy, TPE stroker that is textured with dozens of little nubs that grip and massage your shaft with each movement! Rock your world with this mighty hammer's rumble! It has 3 speeds and 7 patterns of vibration that will buzz you with the power of the gods of lightning! Succumb to otherworldly pleasure when you combine the vibrations with another 5 modes of suction! Designed to be splashproof, it can handle plenty of lubricant but should not be submerged under water. Recharge using the USB cable. When you're done playing with this lusty hammer, gently pull out the sleeve and wash it with warm water and toy cleaner after each use. Pat dry and store in a cool, dry location, away from direct sunlight and separated from other toys.
You're rock hard and ready. With lube squirting into the center of the hammer, you slide your shaft into the sleeve, turn it on, and let out a moan of pleasure. It rocks your shaft and buzzes deep into the core. The tip of your rod is pulled into the center of the hammer, sucked intensely in bursts of sensation that bring you to the edge of ecstasy. You feel yourself getting harder, your balls heavy and full, until you finally burst, the hammer firmly in your grip, and gush into the sleeve!
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Our goal at MegaPoppers is to offer the best quality products at the cheapest prices on the web. We accomplish this by keeping our selection very limited to only the best of the best. This allows us to place extremely large orders with the manufacturers and pass those volume discounts onto you.
Products on this website contain isobutyl nitrite, CAS 542-56-3 / UN2351, and are lawfully manufactured, labeled, marketed, and sold for use as specialty commercial solvent cleaner in compliance with 15 U.S. Code § 2057a. Contains no amyl nitrate nor is offered for sale as 'poppers', 'sex inhalants', 'liquid incense, 'liquid aroma' or any other purpose that may be used for inhaling or otherwise introducing butyl nitrite into the human body for euphoric or physical effects. When you make a purchase from this store you acknowledge your agreement to not use these products in a manner that is inconsistent with their labeling.
Steven
Manager
The regulatory body that governs the use of Credit Cards in the US, does not approve of some of the products sold on this website, and has banned the use of any card with the Visa / MasterCard / Amex / or Discover logos (including debit cards) from purchasing these products. This policy has forced us to find other forms of payment processing. We now are accepting Zelle, CashApp, e-Checks, and also the old standard paper checks and money orders.
[1] Zelle is free service available from over 200 banks through their online banking systems. Here is the current list of US Banks that offer Zelle built into their online banking: List of Banks offering Zelle.
[2] Cash App is a peer-to-peer payment app, so you can use it to send, receive and request money. You can also send money from a debit card and spend your Cash App balance directly from that.
[3] e-Checks are where you enter your banks routing and account number from the bottom of your physical check at the time of checkout. (there is a 5-business day hold the first time a new account is used or if this bank account has not been used for payment in the past 365 days)
[4] or Checks or Money Orders mailed to us via US Mail.
We Ship Monday thru Saturday
Same Day Shipping Deadlines
Monday - Friday All Paid Orders before 1pm Eastern Time
Saturday All Paid Orders before 10am Eastern Time
(All Paid Orders that miss these deadlines are shipped out the following business day.)