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Over $63.79 receive a 10% Discount,
Over $127.59 receive a 15% Discount,
Over $191.39 receive a 20% Discount,
and Over 255.19 receive a 25% Discount.
Expand your horizons beyond the known universe and get one of our alien xeno eggs by Creature Cocks! This pink, purple and green egg glows in the dark so you can have a radioactive looking alien egg! Or you can imagine that you are taking in a whole new kind of creature and their especially unique phallus! With ribbed sides and a bumpy neck you can enjoy extra stimulation. The tapered tip helps you insert it and the round, wide body gives you a satisfying fill! Use it vaginally and enjoy laying the egg as you push it out post-penetration! The egg is made from premium, phthalate-free silicone and is plush, silky smooth. Use only with water-based lubricants. After use, wash with warm water and mild soap then rinse and spray with a toy cleaner. Store in a cool, dark place. To make the toy glow, expose it to sunlight or a UV flashlight.
Aliens have landed and they've come for you! With all their knowledge of far off universes and galaxies, they have taken an interest in your kind. As they teleport into your bedroom, you don't notice anything until you feel the touch of their skin. Their body hums with energy and as you turn you can see why; they seem to be glowing with a pulsing light! With mind-control they bind you in place and then begin to penetrate your open holes. When they find the one that takes their egg-like phallic member, they push it deep inside you. You feel the stretch and moan in pleasure! As you get wetter and wetter with fear and excitement of all the unknown, you finally fall into an ecstatic state and enjoy the rotation of penetration and egg laying again and again and again…
Measurements:
Size Large: Overall length: 5.25 inches. Insertable length: 4.5 inches. Widest insertable diameter: 2.3 inches.
Size Xtra Large: Overall length: 6.9 inches. Insertable length: 6.1 inches. Widest insertable diameter: 3.1 inches.
Materials: Silicone
Color: Pink, purple, green
Our goal at MegaPoppers is to offer the best quality products at the cheapest prices on the web. We accomplish this by keeping our selection very limited to only the best of the best. This allows us to place extremely large orders with the manufacturers and pass those volume discounts onto you.
Products on this website contain isobutyl nitrite, CAS 542-56-3 / UN2351, and are lawfully manufactured, labeled, marketed, and sold for use as specialty commercial solvent cleaner in compliance with 15 U.S. Code § 2057a. Contains no amyl nitrate nor is offered for sale as 'poppers', 'sex inhalants', 'liquid incense, 'liquid aroma' or any other purpose that may be used for inhaling or otherwise introducing butyl nitrite into the human body for euphoric or physical effects. When you make a purchase from this store you acknowledge your agreement to not use these products in a manner that is inconsistent with their labeling.
Steven
Manager
The regulatory body that governs the use of Credit Cards in the US, does not approve of some of the products sold on this website, and has banned the use of any card with the Visa / MasterCard / Amex / or Discover logos (including debit cards) from purchasing these products. This policy has forced us to find other forms of payment processing. We now are accepting Zelle, CashApp, e-Checks, and also the old standard paper checks and money orders.
[1] Zelle is free service available from over 200 banks through their online banking systems. Here is the current list of US Banks that offer Zelle built into their online banking: List of Banks offering Zelle.
[2] Cash App is a peer-to-peer payment app, so you can use it to send, receive and request money. You can also send money from a debit card and spend your Cash App balance directly from that.
[3] e-Checks are where you enter your banks routing and account number from the bottom of your physical check at the time of checkout. (there is a 5-business day hold the first time a new account is used or if this bank account has not been used for payment in the past 365 days)
[4] or Checks or Money Orders mailed to us via US Mail.
We Ship Monday thru Saturday
Same Day Shipping Deadlines
Monday - Friday All Paid Orders before 1pm Eastern Time
Saturday All Paid Orders before 10am Eastern Time
(All Paid Orders that miss these deadlines are shipped out the following business day.)